Guys we have a problem.

Condom… Guys we have a problem!.

We all know condoms are a gay boy’s best friend, but even they can let us down. Here are some of the reasons why condoms fail

Lack of practice

If you’ve not had much experience using condoms

then they’re more likely to fail. If you

hardly ever use them, then practise putting

one on yourself when you’re going solo. Then

when you have another man in your bed,

you’ll be a pro.

Unrolling the condom before putting it on

The condom is designed to roll down the

length of your cock. If you unroll it beforehand

and try to pull it on, it’s more likely to be

weakened and to tear when you fuck.

Oil-based lubes

Oil and latex don’t mix. Oil based lubes (such

as baby oil, massage oil, lotions, hand

creams, butter, Utterly Butterly etc.) can

damage the condom and make it much more

likely to tear during sex. Only use silicone or

water-based lubes like KY, Wet Stuff, Liquid

Silk or the hundreds of others available.

Not using enough lube

Don’t be mean with the old lube. Boys just

aren’t as slippy as girls are downstairs, so

you’ll need to use loads of lube (the silicone

or water-based variety). A spit and a shove

won’t keep you slippery enough for long

enough. In fact, spit is a rubbish lubricant

when using condoms - full stop.

Lube in all the wrong places

Okay, I know I just said you need to use plenty

of lube, but the lube needs to be over the outside

condom and up the arse. If you put lube

on your cock before putting the condom on

then there’s a good chance that the condom

will slip off, obviously.

Overworking the condom

Even if you’re a complete stallion and can

keep going for hours on end, a condom can’t.

If you’re having a long session (and any fuck

of over half an hour counts as a long session),

then take a break and change the condom (a

cup of tea wouldn’t go amiss either).

Check the sell-by date

It’s there for a purpose. "I’ve been saving this

one since school for someone special," isn’t a

line that’s gonna impress anyone.

The wrong size condom

Contrary to popular rumour, one size does not

fit all. Fortunately standard condoms come in

a range of shapes and sizes so find one that

suits you best. Condoms for bigger cocks are

usually called ‘extra-large’ and condoms for

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